I smell spring (sniff)

Dancing! Everybody loves it. That's why we're promoting it... at the SPRING! SMASH!

This is gonna go down like a vintage high school dance. There may even be streamers... tasteful streamers, or a balloon or two.

Did I mention that the SPRING! SMASH! is a fundraiser for a radical little theatre company named collision? it is!

This party is gonna be better than even the best best birthday party ever, even the birthday party where they let you loose in a video arcade with an unlimited amount of tokens, way... WAY better that that f-ing drag of a party. WAAAAAY better. (unless you really love skee-ball)

...it would make us really happy to see you there!

Saturday, March 31
El Fish Loft
3036 N. Lincoln Ave
Chicago, IL
$20 - All U Can Drink
Doors open at 8PM