2nd Annual Crash Bash, Y'all!

The time has come again for Collision Theatre Company to host our annual fundraiser, the Crash Bash, this year's theme is: Better Than Last Year.

Not that last year wasn't a b-b-b-blast, because it was, it was held on my birthday for goodness sake, I can barely remember the evening, BUT IT WAS FUN! However, this year's model is much improved, for example:

1) Complaint = The Crash Bash is too expensive! Solution: This year's Crash Bash is only $10!

2) Complaint = I'm hungry! Solution: Free food!

3) Complaint = Entertain me! Solution: Hours of entertainment from Biggs Darklighter, Self-Centered Girl and others!

4) Complai-- STOP COMPLAINING, just show up.

The deets: (Plug this in your planner, if you don't have one, invest in a Hipster PDA.)

CRASH BASH

When: September 29 beginning at 8pm and ending whenever.

Where: The Gallery Cabaret, 2020 N. Oakley

Who: You, me and everyone we know.

Why: Because we like you.

How: I don't know how, with a lot of hard work I guess.

Please come!